harrystylesdildo:

youaintrunningshit:

harrystylesdildo:

THIS DUDE IM IGNORING JUST TRIED TO CALL ME

IM LAUGHING

IM WINNING

i love me

"Winning" smfh, obvi ur never gonna be happy if your happiness or security depends on besting ur romantic interests

he has a girlfriend and wants me to be the side hoe

please turn your blinker on and return to your lane which is the shoulder lane with the rest of the broke down vehicles. an officer will attend to you shortly. 





fatwink:

straight guys that are completely your type

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djsckatzen:

WHEN UR FRIENDS TELL U THAT U SUCCESSFULLY HELPED CHEER THEM UP

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field under: , zayn



field under: , jake gyllenhaal




  • me: (thinks something mean)
  • me: dont be fucking rude


dicksplit:

when a hot teacher asks for a volunteer 

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